Heads Up

1. If you ever get the urge to try expensive ass POM Wonderful, 100% Pomegranate Juice. Don't. You'll be very mad at yourself.
2. If you ever find yourself in a city you've never been to before, it probably doesn't make sense to have 3 or 4 drinks by yourself, and then try to find your way back to the hotel intoxicated. On public transportation. At night.
3. If you're talking on the phone to someone you're interested in, don't drink alcohol.