Narcolepsy

Things I've been sleeping on:

• Blog postings
• 401k contributions (it's matched from here on out so I need to wake up; otherwise, it's 'throwing away' money)
• A disheveled bed
• Reading (you are owed a book posting this month)
• Radiohead (I'm told Coldplay is a derivative)
• My apartment(s) search
• Taxonomizing my music
• Dating life

Things I've not been sleeping on:

• Text messaging (fingggggaro)
• Banana Republic (I think that's through)
• Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Get Smoke outta here...game is a wrap.)
• Family Guy
• Chocolate bread
• Bill Simmons/Sports Guy articles (I haven't slept for 3-4 years now. Never plan to.)
• Freestyling...on stage...in New York City (I can die now.)
• Sleep (on the weekends at least)