Chicken and...Waffles

"I can't tell you, but I've said very clearly I don't consider myself out of it forever."

- Senator John Kerry, when asked if he's considering running for President again

"It's sort of a miracle that it continues to work well today."

- Dipankar Raychaudhuri a Rutgers University professor who is overseeing a federal research project to look at whether the Internet needs to be completely scrapped and started over

Seriously?