Tit for Tat
1. R. Kelly is a hot, ghetto mess.
2. What determines the order in which Contributors names appear on the blog? At this point, I figure it's the order in which we last logged in, or it's completely random.
3. Matt Leinart is like Trent Green 2.0
4. Why doesn't Subway deliver? Do they not know how much I want them to? (And WHO gave the Subway in my neighborhood permission to close "temporarily"? Whatthehell???)
5. Having Kurt Warner for a backup is almost as bad as being on the cover of Madden.
6. What is the Olive Garden putting in their salad dressing that it can make iceberg lettuce taste that good?
7. I have no co-contributors.
8. How did the Bears end up with such a good team and no quarterback? Don't you kinda feel bad for everybody except Rex Grossman?
9. Fall sure did come in with a bang. Not like, "Really, it's October? I'm on way." More like "Oh shit! It's October. I'll be there in ten minutes."
10. Who's going to beat New England? It has to happen, cuz I say so. (Semi-related: Wasn't Cowboys-Bills one of the best games you've seen in a long time? If only Monday nights were always so blessed. And Poor Buffalo. Talk about a heart-breaker.)
Bonus Question:
Why do people stand by the doors of half-empty buses and trains? Do they not know they are in everyone's way?
2. What determines the order in which Contributors names appear on the blog? At this point, I figure it's the order in which we last logged in, or it's completely random.
3. Matt Leinart is like Trent Green 2.0
4. Why doesn't Subway deliver? Do they not know how much I want them to? (And WHO gave the Subway in my neighborhood permission to close "temporarily"? Whatthehell???)
5. Having Kurt Warner for a backup is almost as bad as being on the cover of Madden.
6. What is the Olive Garden putting in their salad dressing that it can make iceberg lettuce taste that good?
7. I have no co-contributors.
8. How did the Bears end up with such a good team and no quarterback? Don't you kinda feel bad for everybody except Rex Grossman?
9. Fall sure did come in with a bang. Not like, "Really, it's October? I'm on way." More like "Oh shit! It's October. I'll be there in ten minutes."
10. Who's going to beat New England? It has to happen, cuz I say so. (Semi-related: Wasn't Cowboys-Bills one of the best games you've seen in a long time? If only Monday nights were always so blessed. And Poor Buffalo. Talk about a heart-breaker.)
Bonus Question:
Why do people stand by the doors of half-empty buses and trains? Do they not know they are in everyone's way?
posted by Puff at 9:55 AM
2 Comments:
re: #8 - it is wrong to feel bad for any other them, as they are all tainted by their public support at one time or another for the worthless human being that is rex grossman. seriously. he sucked in high school too. I know. I was there.
re: bonus question - probably because there are black people on the bus, and the white people are terrified to sit next to them, so they stand by the doors cause they think it makes them look less racist. especially on the red/green lines south of roosevelt. fucking white people.
Subway does deliver. At least in New York. Then again, everything delivers in NY (including McDonalds).
And I wanna know why the Olive Garden's $9.99 never ending pasta bowl isn't a national holiday. Seriously. I live for it.
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