Thursday, May 31, 2007

Just Bee-cause

"Bees" have always been a topic of conversation equally among the Generalists. The Generalist here, Aristocrates here, and Puff here. (By the way, I can't believe I didn't think about my post after reading Puff's.)

Anyway, today is a big day. The Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee is today and even though preparing for the State Spelling Bee was one of the worst experiences I've ever had (yea whatever, clown me later), this event always manages to entertain. I mean generally you have kids who genuinely look uncomfortable in their own skin, kids who do dead-on Napoleon Dynamite impressions that leave the commentators in the land of the lost, and of course, you have one of my all-time favorite clips when Askhay Buddiga collapsed on stage, only to immediately get up and bang out the word. (His hands never come out of his pockets when he's falling; no one runs to his aid and helps him up; the other kids look completely unfazed; and like a robot he gets up and spells the word as if nothing happened. I love it.)



I'll watch when I get home (I've got Connor winning) but I've been following the hilarious live blog and the biggest news is that Samir Patel - the Peyton Manning of the Spelling Bee before Peyton won the Super Bowl - went down in the 5th round. That's like when the Colts lost at home to the Steelers two years ago. But wait...he's challenging the pronunciations of the word "clevis." It's the equivalent of a questionable call deciding a game. The problem for my guy Samir is that unlike Peyton, he can't come back next year. Ooooh, the drama!

(Wikipedia update: I swear Samir's fate was posted on his Wikipedia page in what seemed like real-time.)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

It's Almost Like Riding Around In GTA

Google Earth, Google Maps, Google Streets, Google Foyers?

Eventually, I probably won't be surprised when you google-map (that's a verb and I know Google fights such usage for some reason) 271 West 47th Street, Apt. 31L and in addition to your directions and/or mapped location, you get an accompanying snapshot of me in a recliner in front of my TV, circa Spring 2005.

"Google Maps is the best / True dat...Double true." - The Chronic(what?)les of Narnia

A tangential aside: NBC has worked like crazy to keep this video (and others) off YouTube and put them on their website under "web favorites." But then, the freakin' video never works (here you try.) Thus, the link above is from a YouTube backup, metacafe.com. As it stands for me, NBC now gets an incredibly smaller amount of total plays for one of the best (somewhat) recent videos for their most storied, fledgling franchise - that worked out well for them, I'm sure.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Quick Hitters

When Puff goes into a thang like she has recently and becomes unstoppable, it makes me lazy just waiting for her to drop more real-talk. But that's shirking so I thought I'd come with some bullet bursts:

  • Watching Blood Diamond was almost equivalent to watching the season four finale of The Wire.
  • I did a bit of travelling from Valentine's Day through the Final Four. Basically, LA - Vegas - Chicago; LA - Vegas; Atlanta. Seems like an appropriate time to dust off the old Airport List. Here's The Generalist's Airport List for good measure. Mine is "expansive," while the tri-con's is (smartly) founded on brevity. Y'all forgot about the Airport Lists; it's cool though.
  • Paul Mooney supposedly will stop using the "n-word" (wink to Puff). This is the same "n-word" who during his routine said that saying "n-word" made his teeth white. I'm almost inclined to go to another show to view his current content. I'm convinced that he starts it by saying, "y'all 'n-words' didn't believe what I said in that interview did y'all?"
  • Lost got really, really good again. I watched from the beginning in January and I wonder what my first long layoff will do to my enthusiasm.
  • It is quite-so-ever-obviously-apparent that Google's close-to-the-vest-kept search algorithm clearly prefers Wikipedia as a trusted source, is it not? I would say that 80% of my searches return Wikipedia in the top 3 results.
  • Chicago style hot dogs are far and away my favorite type of hot dog. My company's cafeteria started serving them and I've been smashing them. And though it's not my favorite style of pizza, I definitely enjoy deep-dish pizza. Maybe Chicago has more going for it than I thought, maybe...
  • Deron Williams is Jason Kidd with a consistent jumpshot and a scorer's mentality. He's worthy of all the repeated hype from Mark Jackson. (And if you missed the "Stephen Wright" clownage between Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson in Game 2 of the Jazz-Spurs series, well you missed an incredibly hilarious impromptu exchange. "You're better than that Stephen Wright.")
  • How come double quotes aren't the keyboard default; they require the shift key while the single quote does not. Do you really use single quotes more often?
  • I had some musical musings but I might as well break that out into its own post. Instead, I'll leave you with what I'm currently listening to: Thom Yorke - Black Swan

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

All Things Political, vol. 3.2

What I'm talking about...

Well whadaya know? It seems someone's actually done a study of the effects of immigration on those lazy, whining, low-skilled workers. Long story short, the rise in undocumented workers in the last 20 years "generally 'explains' about 20 to 60 percent of the decline in wages, 25 percent of the decline in employment, and about 10 percent of the rise in incarceration rates among blacks with a high school education or less."

I suppose one could still argue that if those workers had been responsible enough to go to college, they'd be okay. Because college educations, like skills apparently, grow on trees. (Sidenote: I have about $300K worth of education and I can count my "skills" on one hand, with fingers to spare.) Still, I think there are some very reasonable (and important) questions to be asked about the effects of incorporating 12 million workers into the labor force at once. And it'd be nice if folks could ask those questions without being accused of xenophobia (see previous link) or bigotry.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

All Things Political, vol. 5

It occurred to me today how much I've been enjoying this little political kick I've been on. Kinda nice seeing as how I'm a political scientist. So I started thinking maybe I could start up a little blog of my own, a kind of Political Musings from Political Scientists.

But what to call it... Naturally, it'd be called All Things Political. Taking a gander over at allthingspolitical.com, it seems that name's already taken... a clearinghouse for online political and governmental websites. I guess that's cool. Not as cool as my blog would have been though. ;)

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All Things Political, vol. 4

I read an article today about how well Ron Paul performed in the last Republican debate. Apparently he's the Ralph Nader (fat chance candidate) of the GOP. Turns out, some of what he said actually made a lot of common sense. But just as I was getting excited about the prospect of another Dean-like underdog poppin' up in the primaries, albeit on the Republican side, I came across this. It seems Mr. Paul thinks none too highly of the negroes, especially the scary male ones.

Oh well.

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All Things Political, vol 3.1

More thoughts on immigration...

I just read a Ruben Navarrette article on the proposed immigration legislation in the Senate. In the spirit of full disclosure, I should say upfront that this post is motivated mostly by my (increasing) hatred of Mr. Navarrette, and not by my feeling that I have any more immigration-related thoughts worth sharing. Having put that out there...

1) I was first introduced to Mr. Navarrette while reading an article he wrote about how unfair it is that people still get to pronounce the word wetback when it's not okay to pronounce the words nigger or, apparently, faggot. If those words are reduced to the n-word and the f-word, then, he says, wetback should be reduced to the w-word.

Ordinarily, I would be more diplomatic about this. But since I hate him, I'm going to go ahead and say I find his argument incredibly stupid. Especially because the primary examples he gives to support it are instances of people who pronounce the word while emphasizing that it should never be used as a slur against anyone (i.e. Rosie O'Donnell pronounced it when she was criticizing someone on national television for using it as a slur.)

The other reason it irks me is that I find all the letter-words - the n-word, the f-word, and, I guess, the w-word - quite ridiculous. Hearing fully grown adults talk about "the n-word" makes me feel like we're all a bunch of 5 year-olds referencing the a-word, the sh-word and all the other grown-up words we're not allowed to say. I also think its disingenuous and inaccurate to go on tv and say So-and-So called Such-and-Such an n-word. No, So-and-So called Such-and-Such a nigger, and So-and-So should get his ass kicked.

2) In this most recent article, responding to critics who say illegal immigration depresses wages for the low-skilled, we get the following:

Memo to the low skilled: "Grow up. Stop complaining. And go get more skills. Then you won't have to suffer the humiliation of being driven out of the market by folks with a sixth-grade education who are here illegally and don't even speak English.

WTF???
If ever I wanted to bash someone over the head with a frikkin' bat. A couple things:

A) There have always been, and will always be, low-skilled workers. And in generations past, those workers could actually command a living wage, not to mention health care and the expectation of retirement benefits. Let's not act like people suddenly got lazy.

B) (And even my Libertarian Love Mr. Maher is guilty of this one...) Let's not act like immigrants are inherently dedicated laborers who dream of picking tomatoes for $2/hour in the dead-ass heat of summer. They don't want those jobs any more than American citizens do. They take them because it's what they can get, and because it's better than starving to death in Mexico. How many second generation Mexican Americans (or legal immigrants) do you know who pick tomatoes for a living? (Think about it.) Nobody with a green card is trying to pick tomatoes or scrub toilets for less than a living wage, and the ones that do, do it because they have to.

Admittedly, I have a pretty tender soft spot for the working class (they're the backbone of society, blah blah blah). So I don't take kindly to people who tell them to "grow up" and ridicule them for lodging legitimate complaints about their economic options. Also, as an aspiring writer-academic-social commentator, I'm consistently vexed by how it is that people that I think are idiots get syndicated columns in places like cnn.com. But again, those are personal issues.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Daily Double Entendre

So this clip is funny to me on a number of levels. Firstly, I think he should get a $100 for his answer. Secondly, young Jennings smiles as soon as he answers. Thirdly, he's smashing his competitors and the guy who got it right is still in the negative after his correct answer.



Someone in the comment section of the original YouTube post asks: If you finish in the negative, do you owe Jeopardy money?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

28 Weeks Later


So you should go see 28 Weeks Later. Period.

Since I was a fan of the first movie - 28 Days Later - and the zombie genre in general, purchasing a ticket was a no brainer for me. (deep breath)

Anywho, even more remarkable then the first 90 minutes of the film, are the names of two of the main characters in the flick. This is what I mean:
  • Name 1: Mackintosh Muggleton
  • Name 2: Imogen Poots
I am not making these names up. They play a brother and sister in the film, and are sort of the main characters. What are the odds of their names being not only singularly ridiculous, but them playing siblings, and both of their names being incredibly ridiculous. Its like the ridiculousness is multiplied by them being near each other.... Yowza.

.... I guess i'll go listen to Pink Martini now ;)

Monday, May 14, 2007

Observation

If you check out the profiles of your friendly neighborhood generalists, you might notice something they all have in common. It seems whatever their individual callings may be, they're all Trying really hard. Not sure what that means, but I find the symmetry (infinitely) interesting. I wonder if they give A's For Effort in life...

Friday, May 11, 2007

Disney

"Disney's making a movie starring a black princess. And we only had to get through a Native American princess, an Arab princess, a Chinese princess, even a half-fish princess. Not to mention the countless cats, dogs, mice, elephants, talking cars, and whatever the hell Stitch was."

- "Senior Black Correspondent" Larry Wilmore, on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Thursday, May 10, 2007

YouTube Classic

Oh and you should be watching the Warriors-Jazz series. Crazy good games.



"Dirk-a-licious" is my favorite because of how well his voice matches the track and then the transition to "This Is Kobe's Shot" is so seamless.

"Kobe only passes...to guys who pass it back." (Cadence was sickkk.)

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Fly Away


So for my boy-boy's birthday yesterday, at the (excellent) suggestion of his significant other, we went to Trapeze School. Yea...like the folks you see at the circus and what not. Straight up though, it was incredibly fun, highlighted by my mans (nervously) completing the knee-hang catch (see pic). Moreover, our sense of flying was further heightened by the fact that in addition to the 22-25 feet that we flew on the bar, we were on top of a roof of a 3-story building where we could see the street down below to our left and the river to our right. All that is to say that if you had ever been inclined, or on the flip side had never considered, I would get on it without a doubt - I'll be going back. Consider this a PSA...


"Ready...Hep!"

Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm Sayin...

Came across this observation on cnn.com. I won't summarize it here because the title of the article does it so well. It's like they were reading my mind.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Damn Good Question

Who reads books anymore? One that I hope has a solid scaleable answer. In the least, 2(.5) of every 3 generalists do.

An aside: Puff is going into a thang right now. Had to be acknowledged.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

All Things Political, vol. 3


Warning: This is a very long post.

I just read a Lou Dobbs article about the May Day immigration marches in Chicago and elsewhere, and, at last, I think I can actually formulate an immigration-related thought worth sharing. After many (many) hours of consideration, I think it boils down to a simple question of Why. Meaning...

At a basic level we have A and B. A thinks he has a right to something from B. B disagrees. (I think) what opponents of amnesty and legalization are missing, what they haven't heard from A, is Why. Why do you have a right to anything? This is important because of the language with which A is making his claim. He doesn't "want" it; he's not asking B for a favor; he has a "right" to it. And (so political theory says) rights have to be grounded in something. I have a right to my home because I payed for it. You have a right to a fair wage because you're contributing your time and labor. A has a right to citizenship because...

And here is where the debate breaks down. I imagine there are 2 bases on which to declare a right. Either A is entitled to something (he earned it, or it's his by nature), or B owes it to him. There are some passionate proponents of Mexican immigrants' rights who take the second approach. Their claims to the rights of illegal Mexican immigrants are based on the history of exploitation and territorial violations between the U.S. and Mexico. At the very least, this kind of thinking has the makings of political grounds on which a group of people could make a claim on a government/state. There's another group of people though - the largest and loudest, the ones who hold up signs at marches - who, if they even try to answer the Why, answer most often with something essentially akin to "because we're here." We deserve to be here because we live here, because we work here, because our families are here.

Emotionally compelling as that reasoning may be, it is politically and legally unstustainable. It effectively asserts that one has the right to do something because they went through the trouble of doing it (or because they do it well). But one cannot assert that one has a "right" to commit an illegal act because one has shown that he can do it responsibly. This does not work in the case of immigration any more than it would work for a driver who argued he had a right to go 70mph in a 50 mph zone because he had demonstrated (through much speeding) that he could do so safely.

Or we can imagine a different example, one where the original commission of an act is illegal, but all subsequent acts are (potentially) legal. This is more in line with much of the public discourse around immigrants' rights. Specifically, illegal immigrants may have broken the law, but many of them have since demonstrated their faithfulness to the virtues and work-ethic America claims to value in its citizens. This should prove them deserving of citizenship.

This is another logic which fails legally and politically, its moral weight notwithstanding. Imagine C robs a bank and uses the money to buy a home and finance his child's education. I cannot imagine any circumstance under which the bank would say to C, "You shouldn't have stolen the money, but since you have it, at least you've invested it wisely. God Bless." I am 100% sure the bank would want its money back, and that it would have the legal grounds to assert its right to reclaim it. Admirable behavior in the wake of illegal activity might constitute a moral argument for amnesty (Now that we've shown we can be good citizens, we should be allowed to stay), but it is not a defense of illegal immigration itself. And it cannot be used to compel legal concessions (i.e. stoppage of workplace raids and deportations).

I find the most compelling basis on which to assert Mexican's "rights" to U.S. citizenship is the basis on which those passionate people referenced earlier (mostly academics) have done so. It has been argued that if the U.S. were to return to Mexican control all of the lands it acquired through unjust wars and treaties during Westward Expansion, Mexico would have the resources to feed, clothe, and house every one of her people. If this is true, A might say to B, "I have a right to live, work and raise a family on this land because it's mine (by nature)," OR, "The opportunities I'm taking advantage of are those you built using resources you stole from me (You owe me)." These are similar to reparations arguments made by Black Americans. At any rate, these are not the arguments you get from the sound bites of interviews on the nightly news.

Perhaps there are some who think that the way to get something you want from the U.S. government is not to go out of your way to point out the centuries worth of exploitation and oppression it perpetrated on your people. Maybe they think you attract more flies with honey, and instead of saying "You're an imperialist and a war-monger," they say "We love America. We want to be Americans too." And they may be right. Unfortunately, what this leaves one with is not grounds for a "right" to citizenship, but rather only a sympathetic story that one hopes will elicit a neighborly response (Sure, come on over.) At that point, I guess there's just the question of whether you want to bet your citizenship on the neighborliness of the U.S. people.

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All Things Political (Science), vol. 2

Someone just forwarded me an article about an academic paper that's going to be published citing racial bias in NBA foul calls. To (over-)summarize, in any one game, an all-white officiating crew will call between .12 and .2 more fouls on black players than an all-black crew would, or 4.5% more fouls per year, which apparently results in a real loss of about 2 games per year for the teams with the most black starters.

The most interesting part of all this (as far as I'm concerned) is that someone actually conducted a fairly rigorous academic/statistical analysis of something as non-academic as NBA foul calls. Being that I'm fairly well stuck in statistics/"What can I publish?" mode, my mind immediately set off in search of how I might re-model such an experiment and arrive at different results.

The study controlled for things you might expect to affect foul calls like veteran/All-Star status, position, player "assertiveness", coaches' behavior, etc. If one were going to do a counter-study, they might look at things like flagrancy vs. non-flagrancy of fouls, since the former are much less a judgment call for officials; actual physical style of play (not measured by stats), since some teams/players may just be more physical than others; at what points in the game fouls are most likely to be called, and which players are most likely to have the ball at those times (or to be defending someone who has the ball); etc.

I'm tempted to drop a stat model right here, but I won't.
At least not until I figure out how to turn it into a publishable paper, which seems to be 25% of what I care about these days.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Interesting Factoids / Halberstam

...That I'm Pretty Sure Only Interest Me.

Record-setting April here at The Musings. 21 total posts with Aristocrates responsible for 16 (personal monthly high, not that any of it is particularly high brow), Puff 5, and The Generalist...well you do the math. But we kept the tri-con involved by recirculating some previous content wherever relevant as we anxiously wait his reemergence. Strangely enough, we had 17 last April, after dipping in February and March from 20 in a strong January, and the total was even dragged down by a 13-day hiatus. Apparently, Spring can influence all kinds of behavior.

To kick May off: David Halberstam died in a car accident last week so I thought to leave you with a literary quote (courtesy of "The Moderate Voice" - go figure) from the last pages of his book, The Best and The Brightest (1972):

Lyndon Johnson had lost it all, and so had the rest of them; they had, for all their brilliance and hubris and sense of themselves, been unwilling to look to and learn from the past. . . . He and the men around him wanted to be defined as being strong and tough; but strength and toughness and courage were exterior qualities which would be demonstrated by going to a clean and hopefully antiseptic war with a small nation, rather than the interior and more lonely kind of strength and courage of telling the truth to America (about an unwinnable war) and perhaps incurring a great deal of domestic political riskā€¦

Nor had they, leaders of a democracy, bothered to involve the people of their country in the course they had chosen; they knew the right path and they knew how much could be revealed, step by step along the way. They had manipulated the public, the Congress, and the press from the start, told half truths, about why we were going in, how deeply we were going in, how much we were spending, and how long we were in for. When their predictions turned out to be hopefully inaccurate, and when the public and the Congress, annoyed at being manipulated, soured on the war, then the architects had been aggrieved. They had turned on those very symbols of the democratic society they had once manipulated, criticizing them for their lack of fiber, stamina, and lack of belief. . . . What was singularly missing . . .was an iota of public admission that they had miscalculated. The faults, it seemed, were not theirs, the fault was with this country which was not worth of them. So they lost it all.

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